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If you were not one of the individual addressee(s) named above, do not feel slighted as this organization takes no responsibility as to whom should or should not be informed, therefore if one of the named recipients above have shared this notice with you after seeing you were left out, you will both be sent to the principals office and the ruler may be used at his/her discretion. Reading this paragraph absolves the sending party from any liability arising from the aforementioned sentence including but not limited to any charges of assault or criminal threatening. In so far as NH RSA 356 B applies to any information in this email, please disregard the fact that this organization does not believe it applies in any way to how you feel about it or what is required, because MF's like you do not deserve it.

356-B:37-a Notice to Unit Owners. – An association shall deliver any notice required to be given by the association under this chapter to any mailing or electronic mail address a unit owner designates. If the unit owner does not designate an address, the association shall deliver notices by hand delivery, United States mail postage paid, or commercially reasonable delivery service to the mailing address of each unit.

Source. 2016, 311:2, eff. Aug. 1, 2016.

(A Unit Owner is all persons/entities listed on the deed as rightful recipients of the deed, and not just whom the Association would like to designate as the 'rightful owner'. Can't just pick ONE! Unless, of course, there is only ONE. The above paragraph relates to unit owner being able to designate, not the Board of Directors)

Obviously, by reading this email, you have designated to be noticed via the email address sent to you above, versus mail, or tea with the person chosen to hand deliver the notice. And by opening this email, you have now designated that all future notices shall be sent electronically as your  designated choice. If you did not receive this email than you are either irrelevant, ignorant, irresponsible or irrepressibly impossible
As for 10 day required notice, just ignore that. Simply a faux pas, so sorry. Please note, this apology, in no way, may be construed as an admission of violation of NH RSA 356B:37-c or the House Bill 353 that is no longer a HB ("Sorry, got that from Fox News." ), but an actual Revised Statutes Anointed or LAW, if you will.

356-B:37-c Meetings of the Board of Directors and Committees of the Association. – The following requirements apply to meetings of the board of directors and committees of the association authorized to act for the association: 
    I. For purposes of this section, a gathering of board members at which the board members do not conduct association business is not a meeting of the board of directors. The board of directors and its members may not use incidental or social gatherings of board members or any other method to evade the open meeting requirements of this section.     II. Not less than once each quarter, and at such additional times as may be specified in the condominium bylaws, the board of directors shall, subject to the provisions of RSA 356-B:37-d, hold an open regular meeting during which unit owners shall be afforded a reasonable opportunity to comment on any matter affecting the association. At its discretion, the board of directors may meet in a meeting not open to unit owners provided the meeting is recorded and the recording is made available to unit owners for up to 30 days upon request.     III. Unless the meeting is included in a schedule given to the unit owners or the meeting is called to deal with an emergency, the secretary or other officer specified in the bylaws shall give notice of each meeting of the board of directors to each board member and to the unit owners. The notice shall be given at least 10 days before the meeting and shall state the time, date, place, and agenda of the meeting. (NOTE: there is no exclusion for not having a secretary available. The Association Unit Owners have no control over the BOD responsibilities to elect a secretary and cannot be penalized for BOD short-commings and timely refusal to do their jobs)
    IV. If any materials are distributed to the board of directors before the meeting, the board of directors at the same time shall make copies of those materials reasonably available to unit owners, except that the board of directors need not make available copies of unapproved minutes or matters that are to be considered in executive session.
    V. In the case of self-managed community associations, meetings of the board of directors or committees expressly for purposes of implementation of decisions made in open meetings shall be exempt from the requirements of RSA 356-B:37, 356-B:37-a, and this section.
  Source. 2016, 311:2, eff. Aug. 1, 2016.

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All this from a Board of Directors that, are not all duly authorized! 

Go, 2017! More of the same BS, with a little intimidation thrown in!

RIDICULOUSNESS!